MOM'S PROFOUND CONVERSATIONS
Gopher: I need some rubbing alcohol.
Mom: Why?
Gopher: Because I accidentally cut myself while shaving.
Mom: Why did you do that?
Mom: Salty, you look nice today. That shirt makes you look
young.
Salty: Really? How old do I look?
Mom: Umm…. about 30.
Salty: Oh great, I look older than my age.
Mom: How was the game?
Gopher: The Leafs lost.
Mom: That’s okay. They can’t always win.
Gopher: Yes, but they could sure try harder.
Mom: But if they always won, it wouldn’t be fair to the
other teams.
(Can you tell mom never played in a competitive league?)
Mom: How was work?
Salty: The project might be cancelled.
Mom: Why?
Salty: Because it’s losing money.
Mom: I thought the company is doing well.
Salty: Yes, but the project isn’t.
Mom: Well, doesn’t the company have enough money?
Mom: The letters on my monitor are too small.
Salty: That’s because your resolution is too high.
Mom: No, I just think I need a bigger monitor.
Mom: My printer isn’t printing.
Salty: Is there paper in it?
Mom: Hang on, I’ll call support.
Gopher: I’m going out.
Mom: Why?
Gopher: To watch the game.
Mom: You’re going to get SARS.
Gopher: But it’s the Leafs.
Mom: Why are you want to get SARS?
Gopher: Ummm….. cause all the hot girls are taken?!
Salty: Yeah, the Nile is the only river that runs south to north.
Mom: Like against gravity?
Salty: *sigh*, ummm.... yeah, south to north, like against gravity.