STUPID BOSTONIAN SIGNS
Here are some random signs we saw in Boston. We got a kick out of most of them.
Please note we were going on almost no sleep the entire week, so if they don't seem
that funny to you, they probably aren't.
Gopher just had to take a picture of this signs to prove
they do exist, but Bostonians are just illiterate. I believe over the week, he
came across about four people that just walked straight out of urinals. He
threw a fit every single time. We were quite amused.
Nurses needed for experiments at the mental health hospital.
This was just an easy shot at mommy dear, who is a little paranoid. If you’ve
met her, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you don’t and would like
to, go read some of the mommy jokes.
Here is an example of the American education system at work.
Learn to spell! We were sitting in the car for hours and bored shitless, so we
found this a little too amusing.
In case appendage is on fire, run around frantically to your
right.
For eyes optical? As opposed to the optometrist that takes
care of your nose?
Somehow that sign doesn’t seem to convincing to me. We are
so sure we hire the safest drivers, you’ll never have to call us to complain,
therefore you’ll never need our number.
This is the coolest license plate we’ve ever seen… SPFZR0 – no
sun protection factor! So now all convertibles are spfs.
This is the dumbest construction sign we saw on our trip. We
first saw it sometime in the middle of the night, when our brains weren’t
functioning, so trying to figure it out was quite amusing. Basically, you can
go either way, just don’t run into the sign itself. Sigh.
No gravestone rubbing! When you’re running on little sleep, all these
things seem hysterical.
When lit, snow is not permitted in this region! Us
Torontonians have been kept in the dark. Who needs the army to clean up when we
got these lights?!
This is my favourite sign ever. New spaces available… just a
little creepy.