MUTTZ
Here is Yoda (Cujo) protecting his trinket from the evil
Jedi. This is one possessive guy. In fact, he has a stash of toys under every
bed in the house. The crawl space under these beds also serve as Yoda's
personal hideaway. Jedi, unable to fit under any bed, attempts to retaliate by
flipping upside down while swiping, hoping to make any contact. Unfortunately,
his opponent (the aforementioned Yoda) is not the brightest crayon in the box;
he will also flip upside down under the bed. Yes, you're picturing this
correctly, two dogs on their backs swiping at air.
Jedi quickly learned to bring the paper in. Unfortunately,
he decided it was quite tasty, and we apparently were in dire need of confetti.
He eventually learned to recycle the paper before it was even read.
On the left is constipated Yoda and his posing master
(Gopher). On the right, we have Jedi and the human tomato (Salty). And stuck in
the middle of it all is Boo... that drink chart in the back is not just there
coincidently.
Have any of you seen the MasterCard add in which a child is
more intrigued with a box than the toys inside?! Well, Jedi is the mutt
version. His favorite toys include empty plastic bottles and the newspaper.
You'd think he'd be a cheap dog. However, he's managed to eat cheques and
money. Furthermore, we've spent massive amounts on getting his stomach pumped
after he decided to ingest a bottle of Motrin.