SQUASH QUOTES
The following were actually statements made in an innocent manner, while playing Squash
at Waterloo. Boo, just managed to twist everyone's words around. Enjoy!
Bite me, but no marks.
She loves leaving marks, wherever she goes.
At least she leaves her marks in inconspicuous places.
You left a mark on me and it hurts.
How do you get more force? Flick your wrist.
Aim for the centre of his body.
The ball just went between his legs.
Okay, I’ll crack my back somewhere else.
Closer, closer, closer.
Down boy!
I just whacked it. No strategy.
Could you stop whipping your balls up here?
Would you stop playing with yourself?