WAC
Common WAC Phrases: Top Reasons You Can't Join WAC:
This map fucken
sucks = Holy shit, I suck.
Stop blocking me = Just wait till next
round.
Plant the bomb = You're a communist bastard.
No AWPs = I wanna live
more than five seconds each round.
Buy a defuse kit = You go in first, die,
then I'll take your defuse kit.
Go GO GO = I'll wait here.
Enemy spotted =
Oh shit, I loaded my pants.
Sector clear = WH() is camping somewhere
here.
Report in = Where the hell are you?
Fire in the hole = Move out of
the way, the guy behind me pulled the pin.
Stay at the base = We're getting
bitch-slapped.
Shut the fuck up Noob = Shut up Mimik.
Hold this position
team - I fucken lost my gun!
WAC's Guide To CS
Vocabulary:
Skillzors: Ask Excailbur, he's still
searching.
Camping: Refer to WAC WH()'s dictionary, titled 'How To Piss
People Off 101'.
Roxors: Statement commonly used about new hardware after
upgrade.
Suxors: Five deaths after Roxors (see above).
Fuckzors: A
peaceful pleasent gesture to the opposing team that represents WAC's commitment
to fair play.
Killzors: A bad habit that all WAC members have.
Hackzors:
WAC compliment.
Ass 'N Tities: Chakamonkey, we love you.
Top Ways We Cheat:
We turn our crosshairs
on.
We use the mouse to aim, not the keyboard.
We turn our sound on.
We
use voice com to strategize, rather than bitch and complain.
We play at
resolutions higher than 320 x 240, except for WH().
We don't hide under our
desks when we hear 'fire in the whole'.... MIMIK!
Weapons:
Nade: Mimik in a compact package.
USP: Is this
all the U.N. C.T. starts with?
Steyr Aug: German engineering.
Glock:
American engineering.
Dual Berettas: Dual Glocks.
TMP: Automatic
Glock.
Navy: Jessica Alba couldn't stun you any better.
AK-47: Karlos'
pimp gun.
Scout: American made AWP.
AWP: Could bring down an elephant
a.k.a WH().
Deagle: Mini-AWP.
FN-P90: I'm getting desperate, but I can't
afford the Para.
Para: I'm desperate.
Flashbang: Event resulting after
making direct eye contact with Headrush.
We
learn from our mistakes.
All members must be able to spell CS.... sorry
Excalibur.
Your nukes are scary.
Our igloos are melting and our
transportation is going extinct... only two polar bears left.
Canada closes
at 7 p.m.
Our health care system doesn't cover CS injuries.